Welcome, esteemed members of Utopian Snob Society! We're glad you asked for our guidance on stockpiling. After all, one never knows when the apocalypse might come, and we want to be prepared.
We have compiled a comprehensive list of essential items to stockpile for the coming utopian catastrophe:
- Free range eggs, organic and locally sourced
- Bio-dynamic yoga mats, for those inevitable 3am panic room sessions
- Essential oils, to keep your aura clean and pure
- Handmade, artisanal, vegan, gluten-free granola bars
- First aid kits, complete with artisanal, hand-knitted bandages
Don't forget to stockpile our exclusive, limited-edition Prophetical Sessions Survival Guide, available only on our website, for the low, low price of $19.99.
Want more information on stockpiling? Check out our subpage on Advanced Stockpiling Strategies.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our Stockpiling Challenge, where you can test your stockpiling skills against the rest of the community.